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An Urgent Message to Merlin Mann: This trick works EXCEPTIONALLY...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:09:42 -0400

An Urgent Message to Merlin Mann:

This trick works EXCEPTIONALLY well with Soda Stream bottles, just fill 1/3 instead of half.

At my studio, I’ve developed a 3-bottle-in-the-freezer rotation system that is more efficient and better tended to than the way I handle our bank account.

You’re welcome.

Video

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:09:45 -0400

Craftsploitation! Knitting in The Simpsons

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 16:56:02 -0400

Craftsploitation!

Knitting

The Simpsons

Craftsploitation! Knitting in Big Love (I don’t know if...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:00:00 -0400

Craftsploitation!

Knitting

Big Love

(I don’t know if anybody ever clicks on the links I provide in these Craftsploitation posts. I try to always make them interesting and a lot of times funny and related to the content, but the above “Big Love” link is maybe my favorite and worth it for sure.)

Untitled (by moxie lieberman)

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:26:08 -0400

Untitled (by moxie lieberman)

Their fuzzy legs are killing me. KILLING ME WITH FUZZY GOODNESS!...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 14:48:10 -0400

Their fuzzy legs are killing me. KILLING ME WITH FUZZY GOODNESS! (via Plush cow - beauties of Iowa)

Craftsploitation! Knitting in Big Love

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 15:56:45 -0400

Craftsploitation!

Knitting

Big Love

If you are currently waiting for a call or an email or artwork...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:01:27 -0400

If you are currently waiting for a call or an email or artwork or anything else from me, good luck.

If I could take this in pill form or in an IV or something, I would, but since watching it is the only way to feel this good, this is all I can be expected to do, forever.

(by WorldWebFun)

Where the fuck are rednecks getting chemical weapons from?!

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 13:31:19 -0400

In my head, this question is followed by banjo music, then

“At Billy-Bo-Bob’s Chemical Weapon Warehouse and Cracker Shack, of course! Come on down, this weekend for our annual Billy-Bo-Bob-BOOM-BOOM Blowout sale! We’ve got Chlorine! We’ve got Cyclosarin! We’ve got BOTH types of Mustard, both Nitrogen AND Sulfur and I’ll tell ya what, we’ve got yellow mustard too so bring the kids for a hot dog, let granny rub Billy-Bo-Bob’s belly for luck while you kiss your chemical needs goodbye at Billy-Bo-Bob’s Chemical Weapon Warehouse and Cracker Shack!! That’s Billy-Bo-Bob’s Chemical Weapon Warehouse and Cracker Shack!!! Turn right at the abandoned gas station just past the wasp nest on Frontage Road 6! Grab a cracker and set a while!!”

Photo

Fri, 31 May 2013 14:39:00 -0400

With a little help from my man.

Thu, 30 May 2013 15:16:33 -0400

With a little help from my man.

by Steotch

Tue, 28 May 2013 15:50:34 -0400

by Steotch

Hmm, I think you’re thinking of “101 Ways for Your...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:03:02 -0400

Hmm, I think you’re thinking of “101 Ways for Your Asshole to Meet the Business-End of a Fat Girl’s Boot”

I feel bad for John Heard. If you’re him, you look at the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:43:55 -0400

I feel bad for John Heard. If you’re him, you look at the whole cast list and think “Oh shit, when did THIS happen to me?!”

And if you’re Ian Ziering, you’re like “No way! I’m in a MOVIE?!”

(via Sharknado (2013) - MovieWeb.com)

Detail of “Colony” (by Modern Fiber Lab - Sonya Yong...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:27:33 -0400

Detail of “Colony” (by Modern Fiber Lab - Sonya Yong James)

This could be my artist statement, sometimes.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:59:00 -0400

This could be my artist statement, sometimes.

“Would you like to take a survey?” Whenever Netflix...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:02:00 -0400

“Would you like to take a survey?”

Whenever Netflix or Hulu ask me questions about my preferences, I think of this.

Also: Animaniacs = The Marx Brothers without the restrictions of gravity.

Craftsploitation! Angry Knitting in The Simpsons

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:38:31 -0400

Craftsploitation!

Angry Knitting

The Simpsons

wtfevolution: “Check out this awesome dance move I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:02:16 -0400

wtfevolution:

“Check out this awesome dance move I invented.”

“Oh god, evolution, please stop doing that.”

“What? It’s called ‘pronking.’ All the springbok are into it.”

“I can’t take you anywhere.”

If I could do this, I would pretty much never stop. Not ever.

As you wish, email… As you wish.

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:39:36 -0400

As you wish, email… As you wish.