If there was a game show like “Name That Tune,” but instead of songs, you guess who did the crime on “Law & Order,” I would rock that shit. Host: Ok Moxie, this was an attempted rape in a dumpster on Christmas Eve. Are you sure you don’t want to choose the victim’s ex-husband? Me: (Cheery and upbeat) No way, Bob! I’m sticking with the victim’s best friend from 8th grade!