In my head, this question is followed by banjo music, then
“At Billy-Bo-Bob’s Chemical Weapon Warehouse and Cracker Shack, of course! Come on down, this weekend for our annual Billy-Bo-Bob-BOOM-BOOM Blowout sale! We’ve got Chlorine! We’ve got Cyclosarin! We’ve got BOTH types of Mustard, both Nitrogen AND Sulfur and I’ll tell ya what, we’ve got yellow mustard too so bring the kids for a hot dog, let granny rub Billy-Bo-Bob’s belly for luck while you kiss your chemical needs goodbye at Billy-Bo-Bob’s Chemical Weapon Warehouse and Cracker Shack!! That’s Billy-Bo-Bob’s Chemical Weapon Warehouse and Cracker Shack!!! Turn right at the abandoned gas station just past the wasp nest on Frontage Road 6! Grab a cracker and set a while!!”
(Source: sblaufuss)
